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| | =Pit Sandbox= | | =Pit Sandbox= |
| − | <div style="position: relative; top: 0; right: 0;">
| + | Stupid JS |
| − | <button id="myButton">Click me</button>
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| − | </div>
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| − | <script>
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| − | document.getElementById("myButton").addEventListener("click", function() {
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| − | (() => {
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| − | document.body.style.fontFamily = 'Comic Sans MS';
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| − | // OwO whats this vewsion 6.9.?c ~ :3
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| − | // I h-hope you l-like it...
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| − | let stutterChance = 0.1;
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| − | let prefixChance = 0.05;
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| − | let suffixChance = 0.15;
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| − | let words = {
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| − | love: 'wuv',
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| − | mr: 'mistuh',
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| − | dog: 'doggo',
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| − | cat: 'kitteh',
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| − | hello: 'henwo',
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| − | hell: 'heck',
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| − | fuck: 'fwick',
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| − | fuk: 'fwick',
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| − | shit: 'shoot',
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| − | friend: 'fwend',
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| − | stop: 'stawp',
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| − | god: 'gosh',
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| − | dick: 'peepee',
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| − | penis: 'peepee'
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| − | };
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| − | let suffixes = [
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| − | '(ﾉ´ з `)ノ',
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| − | '( ´ ▽ ` ).｡ｏ♡',
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| − | '(´,,•ω•,,)♡',
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| − | '(*≧▽≦)',
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| − | 'ɾ⚈▿⚈ɹ',
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| − | '( ﾟ∀ ﾟ)',
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| − | '( ・ ̫・)',
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| − | '( •́ .̫ •̀ )',
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| − | '(▰˘v˘▰)',
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| − | '(・ω・)',
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| − | '✾(〜 ☌ω☌)〜✾',
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| − | '(ᗒᗨᗕ)',
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| − | '(・`ω´・)',
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| − | ':3',
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| − | '>:3',
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| − | 'hehe',
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| − | 'xox',
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| − | '>3<',
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| − | 'murr~',
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| − | 'UwU',
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| − | '*gwomps*'
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| − | ];
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| − | let prefixes = [
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| − | 'OwO',
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| − | 'OwO whats this?',
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| − | '*unbuttons shirt*',
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| − | '*nuzzles*',
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| − | '*waises paw*',
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| − | '*notices bulge*',
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| − | '*blushes*',
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| − | '*giggles*',
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| − | 'hehe'
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| − | ];
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| − | function replaceAll(text, map) {
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| − | let source = Object.keys(map).map(i => `\\b${i}`);
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| − | let re = new RegExp(`(?:${source.join(')|(?:')})`, 'gi');
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| − | return text.replace(re, match => {
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| − | let out = map[match.toLowerCase()];
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| − | // Not very tidy way to work out if the word is capitalised
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| − | if ((match.match(/[A-Z]/g) || []).length > match.length / 2) out = out.toUpperCase();
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| − | return out;
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| − | });
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| − | }
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| − | function owoify(text) {
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| − | text = replaceAll(text, words);
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| − | // OwO
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| − | text = text.replace(/[rl]/gi, match =>
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| − | match.charCodeAt(0) < 97 ? 'W' : 'w'
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| − | );
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| − | // Nya >;3
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| − | text = text.replace(/n[aeiou]/gi, match =>
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| − | `${match[0]}${match.charCodeAt(1) < 97 ? 'Y' : 'y'}${match[1]}`
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| − | );
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| − | // Words that end in y like cummy wummy
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| − | text = text.replace(/\b[A-V,X-Z,a-v,x-z]\w{3,}y\b/gi, match =>
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| − | `${match} ${match.charCodeAt(0) < 97 ? 'W' : 'w'}${match.slice(1)}`
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| − | );
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| − | // S-stutter
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| − | text = text.split(' ').map(word => {
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| − | if (word.length === 0 || word[0].match(/[a-zA-Z]/) == null) return word;
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| − | while (Math.random() < stutterChance) {
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| − | word = `${word[0]}-${word}`;
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| − | }
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| − | return word;
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| − | }).join(' ');
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| − | // Prefixes
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| − | if (Math.random() < prefixChance) {
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| − | text = `${text} ${suffixes[Math.floor(Math.random() * suffixes.length)]}`;
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| − | }
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| − | // Suffixes
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| − | if (Math.random() < suffixChance) {
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| − | text = `${prefixes[Math.floor(Math.random() * prefixes.length)]} ${text}`;
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| − | }
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| − | return text;
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| − | }
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| − | function recurse(node) {
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| − | if (['STYLE', 'SCRIPT', 'NOSCRIPT', 'IFRAME', 'OBJECT'].includes(node.tagName)) return;
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| − | for (let child of node.childNodes) {
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| − | recurse(child);
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| − | }
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| − | if (node.nodeType === 3 && node.nodeValue != null) {
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| − | node.nodeValue = owoify(node.nodeValue);
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| − | }
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| − | }
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| − | document.body.addEventListener('DOMNodeInserted', event => {
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| − | recurse(event.target);
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| − | });
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| − | recurse(document.body);
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| − | const scode = document.getElementById('legitcode');
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| − | if (scode) {
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| − | scode.remove();
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| − | console.log('script gone');
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| − | }
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| − | })();
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| − | });
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| − | </script>
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| | *Yes, I like foxes; | | *Yes, I like foxes; |
